GOP: Sorry For Party Rocking

FILE - In this June 22, 2011 file photo, Redfoo, left, and SkyBlu, from the musisc group LMFAO, pose for a portrait in Los Angeles. (AP Photo/Matt Sayles, file)

Senators Rand Paul and Ted Cruz, as well as The Donald, Carly Fiorina, and Dr. Ben Carson have all been repeatedly attacked for “Party Rocking”. Demonized for the crime of bringing back to the GOP fold, men and women who had grown weary of The Republican Party, these patriots have done more to popularize and expand citizen interaction with the Grand Old Party than anyone currently in Republican Leadership. That’s a fact.

That has to mean something.

The candidates battling for the Republican Nomination have drawn record breaking social and old-school media attention and television viewing participation. No one is watching Hillary Clinton, Bernie Sanders, and Martin O’Malley. All eyes are on Donald Trump, Ted Cruz, Rand Paul, Marco Rubio, Ben Carson, and Carly Fiorina, as they rise above the old guard of the Nixon/Ford/Bush/Dole/McCain/Romney wing of the Party.

The establishment and the media have been working around the clock to destroy these fresh political upstarts; though many in the establishment have thrown their support behind attractive young Party Rocker Marco Rubio. Maybe Rubio and staff have turned off their LMFAO records and decided to play ball. Who knows?

Meanwhile, the other candidates continue to Party Rock. Ted Cruz attacks the Washington Cartel for being the corrupt, untrustworthy, plunderbund that they are. Donald Trump has unleashed hell on all the GOP sacred cows, taunting them with his disregard for conventional political wisdom, and leading in all the polls to boot. Ben Carson has demonstrated that when these anti-rocket-scientists in government drop the proverbial ball, a neurosurgeon looks pretty gosh darn good in comparison. Carly Fiorina seems to be running a campaign in order to teach Republican establishment folk what it takes to tackle the likes of Hillary Clinton. Rand Paul’s candidacy has drawn all kinds of questions to the forefront, with regard to the ridiculous foreign policy practiced by the Republican Party.

The establishment candidates can’t hit 8% in the polls, while the outsiders continue battling, never apologizing for their party rocking. I would like to encourage all Constitutionalists, Libertarians, and Conservatives to continue Party Rocking!

Therefore and because of this:




I’m sorry – I had to. Everybody just have a good time!

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Graduated From Virginia Tech with a Bachelors in Philosophy and a minor in Psychology. Studied Economics and History at George Mason University. Caroline County Resident and Activist.